Anonymous asked: what does thiswonderfulife mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
ravenclawdia: a couple of weeks ago my sister had a school sex ed project where she had to make a baby doll out of a bag of flour and treat it as though it were her actual honest-to-fuck child and i guess she got really emotionally attached to it because we just finished making cupcakes out of her child and now my sister won’t stop sobbing omfg
caffburke: caffburke: why don’t we spell onions like unions omg bEASUEC ITS ALREADY A FUCKIGN WORD oh my gosh. i sat there and was like wtf is a union and so i looked up the definition on my iPhone and omg i feel so stupid.
honorized: Only Ed Sheeran can make a song about a crack whore meaningful and enjoyable.
most-awkward-moments: because you needed this on your blog … at night!
sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
Anonymous asked: dre headphones are f*cking SWEEET.. go to TUMBLRSTAFF(.)COM right NOW. f*cking right NOW!
i’m honestly so excited to go visit michigan in 2 weeks. i feel like its a whole another world over there. totally different set of people. i feel like there, i’m less conscious of being judged or talked bad about and generally, more carefree. my friends there might all be nerds hehe but they’re crazy mofo’s and its such a refreshing change sometimes. i don’t feel...